Oh love

So this is a poem type piece that I wrote that kinda explains what was going on in the last piece. I am way over this but I really liked the piece when I was done so here it is.

This time I am not drunk, so worry not of the repercussions of my actions. I am sitting here in the dark typing this, and all the while she keeps text messaging me. She acts as if nothing has happened or that it is no big deal. I am here to say it is a big deal at least to myself. When a man confesses his love to a women the last words he wishes to receive is how she sees see him as a brother, but lets add onto this the fact that she has fallen for his best friend. That alone would drive any sane man to a fit of sadness, but then lets throw more fuel on the fire, for she is also one of his best friends who he spends nearly all his time with along side the other best friend she has a thing for. He of course likes her back and does not try to hide it. Grabbing and hugging her at nearly every opportunity. Which if I wear to do would be met with a harsh word or a simple but awkward silence. There they are, so cozy together, and here I am popping obscene amounts of Ritalin, and chugging it down with tall glasses of water. The more time I spend with them the more I search for some substance to alter this terrible reality where I constantly think of death and such morbid thoughts. Worry not though for nothing will come of those thoughts, for they are simply that; a though that stays locked in my head. Now it would not be so bad if she would just not text me, and expect me to be just fine. She tries to make feel better which I love her for, but the mere gesture makes me feel worse then before. She gives me these uplifting words that only drop me further. I understand it does not effect you, but please understand that this is like cutting me with a knife, then rubbing salt in the fresh and bloody wound, and then saying it will make you feel better. Love is a sadistic, malicious spirit who gets a sick and cruel laugh at the man lying in the street with dead flowers, and a tear stricken face which he claims is simply the rain, but there is no rain. Instead it is a sunny day out for the world wants to you too feel even worse. Love can make a sane man wish to put a bullet though his skull to simply end the pain, and move to the next stage of life where maybe one day the one he loves will love him back, a true paradise.

What the fuck did I do last night

I wrote this when I was drunk. If you can't tell I like to write, and I will be posting a few of these along side my other stuff. It can be quite offensive to certain people and for that I forgive.

You shall feel the wraith I drop upon thee. It Shall rain down upon your worthless existence and smother out your nonsensical trash laden conversations. The government laughs at our agonizing pain and wipes their asses with the tax money of you and I. One day fire shall rain down from the sky as a purge of this wicked world and I shall stand in an open field arms held out far as each burning drop eats away at my flesh, and I shall laugh with a sick and deranged smile slapped across my face. Blood will, and has been spilled over useless wars of who has the largest testicles. Though no one realizes that they are left castrated by the corporations that truly run this world, with their addictive products and ungodly amounts of dirty money . I am here typing away on my laptop, it is midnight and I am a little drunk of course, and left heart broken by a girl of my dreams, and I find romance leaves me wanting to put a bullet though my skull, but that would be to easy. They say to suffer is to live, but I say that is a truly warped way to live. You want to stop all war? Then simply break the heart of those in command, for none can carry on after such a painful attack. They drop bombs and rape women, screaming it is for the greater good. The greater good is a term (or phrase not sure which) that I hate to no end. It is just a way for the higher ups to defaecate on the world, and then justify the residue of their stinking pile with out telling you how it helps. They could walk into a house of any family rape the children, and get away with it, for they would claim it was for the greater good. Then the backwards conservative, brainwashed, monkeys, would eat it up and scream terrorist at the victims and praise our new rulers; all hail the new fascists pigs. Until they began to want to have less guns in our country so the worthless shit stains of rapists and murders can’t have them. Then suddenly the redneck, inbred, backwater, cousin fuckers are up in arms because they can’t get drunk and shoot at what ever they see fit. God Bless America.

Some Writing

So I wrote this after zero sleep, with 60-90 mg of Addaral, and while I was in class that bores me too tears. Forgive me if any of this offends you.

Stab Someone
I have the never ending urge to stab someone, but not for any violent or angry motive. No I just want to see how they would react. I try to imagine what they would say, but I have no clue. Ask yourself if a random man simply stabbed you, what would be the first thing you say or think? The would would never be enough to kill you, but it would leave a scar with a great story too it. What would go though your mind during this event? Would you have deep, awe inspiring thoughts, or would simply curse, scream, and swear a vendetta against me? If that wear to happen then that would be fantastic as well. Every hero/villain needs their opposite, their enemy. just as every crackhead needs a society that leaves them to die. These are simply the thoughts of a bored student.

Lesson Learned

I just learned a very valuable lesson; do not snort crushed blue Adderall pills, and if you do, for the love of god do not sneeze. Your snot looks a liquefied smurf. I will just stick to popping them. XD

I Recomend

So today I have chosen to review a cartoon on Cartoon Network. Now I know what you are thinking; “Cartoon Network? man those are all shitty kids shows.” Normally you would be right but since the rapid decline in viewership of the channel, they have increased in quality shows that are just dripping with hidden adult jokes and themes. I have for you to consider a show called Adventure Time with Jake and Finn. Now let me began with trying to describe this show, and the basic part of the story that always stays the same is that it is the adventure of Finn an adventures human and his brother/friend Jake the dog who has stretchy powers (I kid you not that is what they call it). They live in the land of Ooo and go about fighting monster's and getting into outrageous situations. Now you might think it sounds dumb, but just wait, because this is not an average show. Every episode is basically one amazing acid trip. The storylines are incredibly surreal and down right funny.

There are references to drugs quite often; for god sakes there is a character called LSP, I mean really? The content at times can be down creepy or outright euphoric, and the jokes and action can really lead some one to question if it is a kids show. The artwork of the show is simply mind blowing. The colors are simply memorizing, and after a few bowls you could swear you are inside the cartoon. The voice acting is perfect. They even cast the voice of bender from Futurama as Jake the dog. Those of you who watched shows such as Rocko's Modern Life will feel right at home in this new era of cartoons. The last thing I will add of this show is the amazing soundtrack. They will and one moment play some of the best Dubstep I have heard and then switch to Mozart and then to japan techno.

There is such a variety to the show you can find something for just about anyone. I recommend this too anyone regardless of their sobriety state, but if you can; light a bowl, or drop some acid, sit back, and enjoy as you are warped too the Land of Ooo.

Top 10 Pieces Part 2

Number 4.
I simply call this the maze. This is up here for obvious reasons. The design alone leaves you feeling a little stoned as you try to wrap your brain around the idea of the smoke finding it's way though all of that. Lets also add to the fantastic ice catcher, the beautiful color scheme, fantastic stem, and just the impecable workmanship of the glass. All of this combined gives you one hell of a bong.









































Number 3.
Here we have the ice bong. Although incredibly simple and not really reusable the idea of it leaves a thought in my head about how would that smoke taste, and the only conclusion I can come to is that it would be a great hit.





Number 2.
Now we have my second favorite piece I have found on the internet, and it is what I call the puzzle bong. Now why you might ask "do I call it that?" I shall respond with "can you fucking see it" the twists and turns. I don't even know exactly where I would put my weed, but I feel that is where the fun is. It is a game you play every time you smoke, and the higher you get the harder it gets. Lets not forget that it is just a pleasure to look at. The colors are amazing, and the unique design pushes it ahead of many other contenders.





Number 1.
This one was hard to choose, but it ended up coming down to my childhood. I give you the Pokebong. Covered in the stickers of the original Pokemon, the base is an enormous Pokeball, and completed with a stem in the color scheme of the greatest Pokemon of all time Pikachu. This bong brings back great memories and would be filled with all new ones. This bong only leaves me with one thing to say "gotta catch em all".
































Thanks for reading and keep up with the blog there is so much more to come.
the pictures do not belong to me, and all credit goes to the respective owners.

Guide for Teens living with their parents.

So whether you like it or not pot is still illegal, and many parents frown upon the use of it with their kids once they have moved out, however when you are sixteen and still living under their roof it is not only frowned upon but in some cases punishable to an extreme degree. So I am here to pass on some of my knowledge I have gained over the years of smoking in my house with out my parents knowing. A little background; I stared smoking the herb when I was in the 9th grade. At this time I lived in my parents basement because their was a bigger room. My parents are ultra conservative, super religious freaks, who follow all rules to the point, weather it makes sense or not. So I had to keep my use undercover. Over the years I have been busted and changed my ways. My skills have evolved. Now I am on the cusp of the end of high school and just about ready to move out and don't have to worry as much. So I will pass this knowledge to those who need it.

We will began with the very basics, you must always keep eye drops on hand. They may sting a bit, but it is much less painful then having your parents calling to talk to you after your third hit with your eyes as red as the devils testicles. The ones I love to no end are clear eyes, you use what you like, but stay away from Visine at all costs. Using Visine enough can make your eyes even worse and should be avoided like poison.

Next get a pipe or make one. ( I will post some guides on DIY pipes later) Do not be stupid and roll a fat blunt in your room with your parents in the next room. Pipes will only burn as long as you hit it, joints and such will just fill your room with evidence, and have your parents banging down your door.

Now make a Spoof. "What is a spoof?" I am glad you asked it is quite simple all you need is a paper towel tube, as many laundry drier sheets as you can get, and some rubber bands. Now take the paper tube and fill it with the laundry sheets. Use as many as it will hold with out busting out the other side, and leaving two or three left over. Next take the left overs and lye then over one end of the tube and use the rubber bands to hold them in place, and Tada you have a spoof. When you smoke simply blow the smoke though this and any smoke that escapes will smell of a fresh load of laundry.

Now you must also find a stash spot. Now I can't tell you where to hide your stuff, because I don't know you or your room. I can, however tell you where not to hide it. DO NOT HIDE IT IN YOUR DRESSER EVER. The dresser is the number one most searched spot because that is where most hide their pot and pipes. I did, and got busted. Also it might make your cloths reak of the herb. Do not just shove it under your bed, for the love of god. I will not go into explain this just do not do it. Be as creative as possible I now hide my stash in a smell proof jar in an old computer bag that sits in my closet which is filled with junk I have no idea what to do with. Also be careful not damage your bud while hiding it. try to find airtight containers to hold it in. Pill bottles work great, as do mason jars.

It is time I teach you my top technique for blazing in the house. Say you are going to take a shower. Grab a towel first then when you go to get your new cloths also grab your stash, pipe, lighter, and spoof. Wrap it all up in the towel and try to make sure nothing it sticking out. Then proceed to the shower. Close the door, and MAKE SURE TO LOCK IT. If you have an exhaust fan in the bathroom turn it on, and if you have a window open it. Now get all of your stuff out of the towel and shove it under the door. Turn on the water, sit on the toilet, load up, and blaze. Be sure to use the spoof. when you cash your bowl DO NOT ASH IT IN THE TOILET. The remnants stick to the sides like herpes and you will have to spend almost twenty minutes trying to wipe it down. Instead toss it in the trash and throw some toilet paper over it. When you are done set all of your stuff aside and TAKE A SHOWER. Do not just leave, for a few reasons. One it feels fucking great to wash high. It is as if you are under a warm waterfall. Second it will get rid of any scent that might have some how got on you. Third if you walk out without your hair wet then they will know something is up and you are fucked. Now once you are done towel off and all that, but do not leave yet. Brush your fucking teeth. The taste might suck, but your breath most likely smell like shit from the pot. Now also put some eye drops in, and throw on some deodorant. Now if you do not have eye drops this is okay. This is the true beauty of this technique if you are called out on red eyes just say you got some shampoo in your eyes and thought it was not a big deal. Also if some how you fuck up and some smoke does escape this is covered as well because the room will most likely be filled with steam. There you go my best move and how it works, now only does this once a day because other wise it looks strange. Now go get yourself some munchies and lay back my friend.

Now some quick tips do not freak out ever. Pot makes you paranoid this is a known fact, but what so many people don't realize is that when they freak out you think anything you do is a sign you are high. More often then not what you are doing is just fine and you are just scaring yourself, and this can cause problems because most will try to act "normal" and will just look like a pedophile at a park scooping out the kids. Just walk with all the confidence tell your self "they have no proof". If you just relax and understand the pot is making paranoid then you will be fine. This is coming from a guy who has had numerous conversations on numerous drugs with his parents and has not been called out once. Now lastly when talking to your parents which might happen be careful to not stutter or talk for to long short and sweet answers but DO NOT be rude.

Hope this helps anyone out there. Feel free to customize as you wish and post some of your own tips. We wear all new at one point.

Smoke on